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camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious. It originated from...

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Stud-Hoss

"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed....

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streets

Where the black/mexican people live. I be livin on da streets G.

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Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person. 2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers....

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Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed. 2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as: A. A group of bristles or hairs...

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R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER). The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's! Go to a store adn find a...

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dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions; 1. A bat with one wing 2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say 3. Someone with an...

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noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions; 1. To become freed by a noodle. 2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you...

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plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious. Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

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flitz

Flitz means to make out when other people are around. She and I flitzed at Sam's party until we had to leave.

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streets

Where the poor ghetto people live. I be livin' on da sreetz G

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hackneyed

Something that is cliche or trite Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed

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Feighlogh

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the...

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rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work. I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

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taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

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Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American...

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Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2. Those Bands really suck.

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Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground. Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock...

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JTHM

Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim. Read JTHM I command you!

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Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't. Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET...

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